Sunday, December 30, 2007
Speaking of the future.
What About Next Year?
For example, on out campus priority consideration for financial aid is given to students who file their fafsa before March 2. Take this opportunity now to file your new fafsa. They start taking new fafsas on the first business day of the new year. This year that day is Wednesday, Janurary 2. Filing your next fafsa is something you can do for yourself for your next school year. Go do it. Planet College note. If you don't know what a fafsa is go to your school's financial aid office and ask. While there ask for help.
Thursday, December 27, 2007
What am I doing today?
Your graduation starts today.
What can you do about that? What is one thing you can do about your graduation today? One. Just one thing. Each day, one concrete step. That is what it takes. Just one thing. Whenever it is today take one step more toward your graduation.
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
How I know you didn't write this paper.
You can count on this sometimes. But not always. Here is today's Planet College tip. Do your own work. Slug it out. Get the grade that you earn. If it isn't satisfactory ask to do it over. I f it still isn't satisfactory ask for help. Learning is why you are on Planet College. You will learn to write by doing. Write your own paper. Just write.
Monday, December 10, 2007
Planet College reminder. What about next term?
Saturday, December 1, 2007
Planet College: Butts in seats.
Closed.
Now.
It also works the other you. School is why you are there. You have decided that you need this education which the school is providing. So. Whenever it is time, get your butt in to a seat. Get through. Get on with your life. Finish and do whatever you have to do to graduate. You got your butt in there, now get your butt out of there.
Saturday, November 24, 2007
Planet College End of Term Checklist #1
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Your Instructor on Planet College
Your instructor may be a professor, an assistant or associate professor, an instructor, a guest lecturer, part-time instructor or even a TA, a teaching assistant. Whoever they are and whatever they are called, they are the person who is responsible for assigning your grade. Pay careful attention to what they say during class. Pay careful attention to what they deem is important for the course. Examine the syllabus, course outline and every handout the instructor hands out. You are at a university, in a college, in a department, in a program and in a class to get a passing grade. Passing grades in your courses will enable you to finish your program, graduate with a degree and get a real job back on Planet Earth. Think about it. No more smelly roommates who stiff you for the cable bill, no more crappy old car that won't start when you’re late, no more waiting ‘till 2am to do your laundry, no more papers due, no more late fees, no more library fines. Sound worth it? OK then, quit staring out the window and get to work. Planet Earth is calling.
What does this have to do with me?
If you are a student at a community college most of the above still applies. If this still isn't clear read the above post again.
So who runs it?
The head of the Department is called the Chair (man or woman). The chair has a PhD. So go ahead and call her Doctor, she’ll like that. Among other things the Chair hires the instructors who teach in the department. The main instructors the Chair hires are Professors. A professor is someone whom the chair has deemed fully qualified to teach or “profess” a subject. Rather than a job a professor receives an appointment. Within a department the Chair may have appointed several professors. A professor is often the head of a particular program within that same department. Professors nearly always have a PhD but this is not always necessarily true. In fact, you may be surprised to learn, a professor need not necessarily even have any college degree at all. She or he simply needs to have been determined to be qualified by the Chair to teach the subject. If a professor lasts long enough in a department he may be granted tenure. Depending on the school this can mean this professor cannot be fired. This can explain why, at times, some professors behave in a peculiar fashion. How would you act at work if you couldn't be fired?
What is your department?
Department.
A Department is a section of a college. This section of a college is always dedicated to one particular discipline within the college. The College of Arts may have a Department of Theatre Arts. The College of Physical Science may have a Department of Biology. Within a department there are often specific courses of study called programs. For example within a College of Natural Sciences, The Department of Health Sciences may have a Nursing Program. What department are you in? Do you know? What program are you in? If you don't know you better find out.
College Tour Degree Designations
Colleges grant degrees.
These degrees indicate the level of mastery a student has achieved in a particular subject. Degrees usually granted by a college include; BA or Bachelor of Arts, BS or Bachelor of Science, BFA or Bachelor of Fine Arts, MA or Master of Arts, MS or Master of Science, MFA or Master of Fine Arts. Community colleges grant degrees known as AA or Associates of Arts.
Colleges also grant credentials and certificates. A credential indicates having completed a course of study, such as teaching. A certificate is granted after completing a course in a skill or set of skills such as word processing or bookeeping.
There is one additional classification of degrees. These are called Doctorates and the scholastic designation is PhD. While people with a BA are rarely called “Bachelors” and those of us with Masters are almost never called Master, people with PhDs really like being called, “Doctor.”
Planet College the tour continues.
College. The term college connotes a collection of like-minded individuals gathered for a common purpose. We get the words colleague and collegiality from the same root word. The colleges, when grouped become a university. The individual colleges within a university are usually dedicated to one overall discipline. Your campus may include a College of Arts, a College of Science, a College of Engineering or any others of many disciplines possible.
Dean. The head of a college is called the Dean. He or She is the other person on the platform who will be shaking your hand after the president hands you the fake diploma everyone gets at the graduation ceremony. Deans move around a lot. In fact during the time it takes you to read this your college probably got a new Dean.
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Basic Planet College Terms
University. A University is so designated because it represents an entire universe of learning. A university is often a collection of colleges. The head of a university is usually referred to as the President. In a system with more than one campus, such as North Carolina or California State University the overall head of the University is called the Chancellor. On any one of the campuses within a university you will find a president. A college president’s main job is fund raising. Unless it is your graduation, if you personally end up talking with the president and he is smiling and shaking your hand it is probably because you just gave the school a whole bunch of money. Other than that the president will probably just smile and nod as he hurries by you on campus to his next meeting with a potential donor.
Wednesday, November 7, 2007
Deadlines. Be Aware
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Planet College note: Instructor Evaluations
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Planet College final exam review.
Planet College explanation: Quarters.
Planet College Warning: Incomplete
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Do I have to have a FAFSA?
Friday, September 14, 2007
Take the entire time.
I once took a required math class during summer school. The class ran four nights a week and the instructor moved rapidly through the text. The format was a test, usually about fifteen problems on the previous night’s lesson for the first half hour of the session. Then we had a brief break came back and it was on to the next chapter. Like most students I took the test, turned it in, and then went out for the break. There was one woman I noticed in the class who frowned and chewed on the end of her pencil while taking the test. She also always worked almost all the way through the class break. Just before we started the regular class she would run up put her test on the teacher’s desk. I thought, “Gee, she must be having a hard time with this class”. At the end of the summer term the instructor said, “I would like to salute one student in this class in particular. She has completed the entire course while making only three errors total -THREE ERRORS TOTAL- on the nightly tests.” He said,” Would you stand up, please?" And he motioned to a woman near the front. It was the lady who frowned, who chewed her pencil and finished last during the term. There is one important lesson here. It isn't frown and chew your pencil. It is take the entire time. For any test you have to take. Take the entire time. Use all of the time given. Yes we've all seen those whizzes who jump up slap their test down on the instructor's desk and sprint out the door fifteen minutes after the test has been handed out. You are not one of those whizzes. You are an average student. So for now until graduation-any test- take the entire time. Then after graduation you can go to Cabo and judge all the wet t-shirt contests you want.
Thursday, September 6, 2007
What is help?
I have a slogan that I developed while working with students. It is like a riddle. It goes like this. “What is help?” The answer? “Help is help. That is what help is.” This means that any form of help you can get to assist you in passing this class is useful, probably necessary and a good idea. Here are some traditional sources of help which may be available on your campus.
Learning Center.
Writing Center
Department tutoring lab.
Peer tutoring.
Professor or instructor office hours.
On line study sessions.
Study groups either formal or informal.
Review sessions, formal and informal.
These are traditional campus sources. Planet College has one more. A student who has recently passed this class. Preferably from the same instructor. A note on a campus bulletin board, “Passed Mr. Morris’ Composition class? Let’s talk. IM @me.” Could produce a helper. Try it.
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
Planet College Explanation: Course Substitution
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Shakespeare's World
Sometime during your tour of Planet College you will encounter the works of William Shakespeare. Mr. Shakespeare was a writer who lived in England and wrote at the end of the fifteenth century. He died in 1607 but his works have lived on to plague and perplex average students ever since. The curious part about his plays is, with some adjustments, that is how people actually talked at that time. Since 500 years later no one talks like that William Shakespeare is effectively a foreign language. But there is a means to actually decode what the actors are saying. So, keep reading.
In my experience there are several of William Shakespeare’s plays that you are likely to come across during your career trying to pass some English or Drama course. The most referenced Shakespeare plays are, in no particular order:
Hamlet
Romeo And Juliet
King Lear
Midsummer’s Night’s Dream
The Tempest
As You Like It
Macbeth (known as The Scottish Play in the Drama Department)
Much Ado About Nothing
Because for many students on Planet College attempting to understand Shakespeare can be tedious here is help. This is a simple method to assist you in understanding William Shakespeare’s work and enjoy yourself at the same time. When you find yourself in a course, which requires you to read and understand a play by William Shakespeare, follow this simple guideline.
Have a Shakespeare festival at your place.
First get the correct play script which may be in your textbook. If not get a copy of the script from the campus library or bookstore.
Get a copy of this play on DVD. Once again the library may be a useful resource.
Get some mead and invite some wenches over for the Shakespeare Festival.
Play the DVD and while it is playing follow along with the actual script.
As you watch the scenes of the play on the DVD turn the script pages and follow along as much as possible. You can use the stop/start or the replay to review scenes which are unclear.
Planet College Useful Tip: If there is a wedding at the end of the play it is a comedy. I f someone dies at the end it is a tragedy. If you die it was Macbeth and the curse of the Scottish Play has struck again.
After the play is over finish the mead and make sure the wenches are back to their house before curfew.
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Lost In College
Altered State
Late Registration
You’ve been there. Pull this snap shot out of your memory. It is the first week of classes. You found a class you need and it fits into your schedule. So, you go to the first session hoping to add. You’re sitting in a desk if you got there early enough or standing along the wall with thirty other people who are also hoping to add. The instructor enters and passes around an add sheet. You sign it, complete your registration, and now you’re in the class.
This term after your register, late or otherwise, actually go to the classes in which you have enrolled. Everyone, every time. Make completing this term your priority above all else. This time make sure late registration means something.
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
The Suckiest Job On The Planet
The Best Thing About College
On Planet College There Are No Easy Courses
Monday, August 13, 2007
We Sincerely Regret To Inform You
That Your Graduation Has Been Canceled. Ever heard of it? It happens more than you think. While I was a counselor I can’t tell you the number or times I came in to my office to find a frantic student waiting with an “emergency”. I really can’t tell you how often that emergency was, “I just got this notice, my graduation has been canceled. “ After a while I got used to it. This is how this often happens. Students, especially, it seems, transfer students, often assume that all requirements are eventually graduation requirements. In other words if they were admitted to the school or admitted to a program then all of those units automatically counted toward their graduation. They often don’t. I regularly accompanied a frantic student down to the graduate evaluation office. There we would go over exactly why some of the courses they had transferred to our school may have counted for admission but did not count for graduation. So, heed this: Do not expect that every course you’ve ever taken anywhere, even at your current school, will count toward your eventual graduation. It never quite seems to work that way. Solution? Sometime early in the term in which you intend to graduate take yourself to the graduation evaluation office. Spend some time with a worker, usually they are called evaluators, going over your transcripts including your schedule this term. Make sure you have a reasonable chance of graduating and eliminate nasty surprises later.
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
Planet College Advisory: Get A Good Lab Partner
Planet College Caution: Do What The Instructor Says
Planet College Caution: Bad Power Point.
Planet College Tip: Sign The Roll Sheet.
I have occasionally taken classes from a professor who said at the beginning of the term, “ I don’t really care if you’re here or not.” Ever had one of those? Don’t believe it. One of these same professors passed around a roll sheet at the beginning of the class and another roll sheet near the end of the class period. Get it? It made it easy for him to see not just who was there but who came in late and who left early. So tell me, did he care who was there? Some instructors make a point of telling the class that they don’t care about your attendance. This can make it seem like attendance is discretionary. Don’t be fooled. All instructors care about attendance. When the roll sheet is passed around, be there to sign it. Instructors often use the attendance record of a borderline student to help determine which grade they will ultimately give the student. So be there and sign the roll sheet, every time.
Planet College: Instructors
Major Decisions
Friday, August 3, 2007
Planet College Workers
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Planet College Tip: Boxes
As an average student you've noticed you move a lot. Off to campus, off to summer school, back home for a term, off for a semester overseas. Moving inevitably involves boxes and around the time you are moving so is every one else. Leaving boxes around campus in short supply. This will take some foresight but most copy places go through a lot of boxes, copy paper boxes. These boxes are sturdy, commodious and have fully covering tops. Ideal for moving and storing. This may take some foresight, something else which is in short supply around campus at any time,but- sometime before, well before your next moving day go by the campus copy center and ask how many boxes they can spare. Even if it is just one, snag it. Get there early and go back often. You are not the only one who knows about boxes from the copy center. By your next moving day you should have enough boxes stored up to pack up neatly. You may even have a few left that you can help out your suite mates with.
Friday, July 27, 2007
Cs Get Degrees
Monday, July 23, 2007
Too Cool For School
Is this you? Do you arrive late, leave early, skip assignments and even class.
OK.Here's a pop quiz about your life.
Where do you really want to be?
What do you really want to do?
It is your life.
You may be too cool for school.
Saturday, July 21, 2007
Your Graduation Starts Today
Whatever it is, today, take another step toward your graduation, today.
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Graduation Rates
Technically a graduation rate is the number of students who complete their education within a defined time period after first attempting college. Often these statistics are broken down into gender and ethnicity. Your schools graduation rate is available from the registrar’s office. It may also be available here, nces.ed.gov/ipeds/. Exploring this may be enlightening for you concerning your progress through school. But, be aware. The only graduation that really counts is yours. No matter what your gender, ethnicity, age or physical condition you can complete your education. Six years, seven years, eight years it. It takes what it takes. Just graduate, baby.
Monday, July 16, 2007
Sorry, wrong number.
This is a tale about a student named Greg. But it might be a tale about any student, even you.
Greg was slogging through the last half of his third semester at the University. While toughing out four years at a community college he had adapted a tactic common to many average students. When things look tough drop a class and finish the term with passing grades on the remainder of your schedule. Before we continue you need to know that after a certain point in the term school business, adding, dropping etc, can no longer be done on line. In order to drop a course a student must fill out a form and get signatures from the instructor and the department before turning the form in to the window at the registration office. Courses are identified not by their title but by a five-digit code. So a course could be 13151 or 15131 or any other of the thousands of five digit combinations.
Greg had tanked the mid-term and was in danger of flunking an important course in his major. Greg was passing another required course with an A. Greg’s decision, drop his lowest grading course and press on to the end of the semester with his three remaining courses. While filling out the drop form Greg transposed the last two numbers of the course he had intended to drop. The instructor failed to notice when he signed Greg's drop form. The department secretary simply stamped the form with the Department Chair’s signature without even looking a the course number. The worker at the registration office took the form input the number into the computer and gave Greg a stamped copy of the form. It wasn’t until his final grades were posted that Greg realized what he had done. He had dropped the class he was getting an A in. He remained on the roster for the class he was flunking. He received two Cs a W and an F for the term. These grades seriously affected his already wobbly GPA. They also jeopardized his financial aid standing. Last I saw of Greg he was frantically trying to locate his department secretary to help him set the record straight.
Planet College tip. Check everything. Check everything you turn in. Check it and re-check all forms carefully. You don't want a simple careless error to affect your ability to finish school.Thursday, July 12, 2007
The Turkey Trap.
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
The Advantage Of Making Your Own
"Avogadro's number is 6.5 x 1023. This number is used to calculate the number of hydrogen atoms in a molecule." That is one entry for one card.
The information on you card can be written as a question or in the answer question format popularized by the television show, Jeopardy. However you do them, make or buy be sure and carry them with you. Whip them out and go over them when ever you find your self waiting. Put your waiting time to use and Pass That Class.
Flash Cards
Monday, July 9, 2007
Waiting
Saturday, July 7, 2007
A Simple Plan.
Thursday, July 5, 2007
Must Pass Class
Few college students get to graduation without one nearly insurmountable class. This is the class you have to have for your program. Or it’s a pre-requisite for your major. And it seems nearly impossible. For me it was Statistics. Took it twice. Finally passed it. What is yours? This is Planet College post is about your must pass class. Is there a class in your potential program which you have to take. Maybe you’ve already attempted it. Maybe dropped it before you completely tanked. Maybe you didn’t drop it in time. Maybe it is now an F on your not so exemplary transcript. Now your dreading ever seeing the book or the instructor or even that classroom again. But. You still need to take it and pass it. What to do? Stay tuned.
Wednesday, July 4, 2007
Homeless on Planet College
The US Department of Housing and Urban Development’s definition of homeless includes a person who has no place to go, no resources to obtain housing. The U.S. Department of Education's definition includes children and youths “who are sharing the housing of other persons due to loss of housing, economic hardship, or similar reason”
What might these definitions mean to an average college student?
Students are often nomads. With transitions occurring regularly on Planet College, breaks, summer, moving off campus etc, students commonly lead a wandering life. At times economic necessity means “non-traditional” housing i.e. sleeping in your car, showering in the gym, eating off of someone else’s meal plan, well you probably know the drill by now. This is part of one student’s experience.
When I was homeless in college I sometimes lived in vehicles on campus
This student seems to have put his experience to use for his career. Be advised: Living like this for more than a very short time can me stressful and sometimes disorienting. If you find you are among the housing challenged for more than a few days take stock. Possibly you can trade work for more permanent shelter. Also find someone you can talk with about your current situation. Students are often resourceful and resilient but the sense of isolation that even brief homelessness can bring can be very discouraging.
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
Loan Management
Something to consider while your on Planet College.